I am not a crafty mom. My mom was not a crafty mom. I don't own a glue gun, and I don't like Michael's. The only C I got in middle school was in sewing, and in ceramics class my pots ended up on the ceiling! Therefore, there is nothing that creates more fear and dread for me as a parent than when one of my sons brings home five pages of instructions for a "fun" project. In the past several years, we have built three missions out of sugar cubes, a paper mache, seagull, a DNA model out of plastic beads, a cell made out of cake and candy , a clay village , a Lego diorama, and a variety of other projects, NONE of these were FUN! Pretty much all of them involved my kids crying and me screaming at the top of my lungs ready to stab my eyes out with pipe cleaner or a chopstick ( chopstick used for seagull's legs in seagull project)! What really gets my goat is that teachers say to use things you have around the house for t...