I have been having a blast with my creative writing students. This semester I am trying some activities I did not do with my last semester kiddos. First, we had a Stupid Simile Shuffle. We discussed cliches, connotation of words, and what makes a good simile. For example, I asked, "Why does it work to say that her teeth were as yellow as corn but not that her lovely dress was as yellow as corn?" Then, I found a list of horrible similes taken from student writing and cut them into small strips. There were definitely some doozies. Students had to mill about the room reading their stupid simile to a partner and each partner and to explain why the simile was stupid and didn't work! Here is a link to the ones I used. Seldom do I use examples of bad writing to share with my students when teaching them how to write, but I couldn't resist sharing these, and it was evident by their laughter that they enjoyed hearing them. Afterwards, ...